This is why I use Stata instead of SAS

Stata is located in College Station, TX; no one in their right mind would bother going there.

Raleigh, N.C. — A Raleigh man charged with pretending to be an Army officer and landing a helicopter at SAS headquarters in Cary was trying to impress a woman, federal authorities said Monday.


Desgroux exited the helicopter in the uniform of a three-star general and told security officers that he had clearance from the White House to land at SAS so he could pick up a female employee and fly her to Fort Bragg for a classified briefing, Bell testified.